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There is a book named “men are from Mars and Women are from Venus”, a must read book. Those who didn’t read yet, please make your time to read it once but remember, this book is though claimed to be for all ages but I will prefer reader to be married to understand it better. In my last attempt of analyzing some situations in a family, I tried to conclude things as a happy ending and its bliss to see happiness at the end.

Now let’s look at the following situations:

Situation # 01: Wife decided to go for a vacation with her old friends and fortunately all of them are ladies. They planned it one year before but finalized a month before the trip. Your wife informs you after the ticket is booked and you return home after a busy day in office. Though you were nowhere involved in the planning but still you had a guess of the thing by listening some words while she talks with her mates. You kept your silence and didn’t ask her about what was going on. She fixes the plan and declares; I mean informs you with a kiss and a tight hug just after you return from office. You show your face like clueless but control the anger and show your teeth to make her feel happy and well connected.     You two have your dinner together and enjoy a good post dinner sex. You keep in mind the incident and the incident is, she plans for a trip with her friends, fixes it and informs you at the twelfth hour without having a feel of keeping you in the loop.

Situation # 02: you feel confused of your own desire. You seem like confused of what to do? You feel happy of spending some time without having your wife around or show temper for not taking permission from you in time and force her to cancel the trip or just give her warning of not doing the same, just tell her, go this time but next time onwards it must be finalized after an on table discussion only. You decide to let it go. Again as usual, after office hours, you reach your home and find her sitting with her own psychological ornaments, i.e. emotional blackmailing list. She tells you that she doesn’t want to go. She will miss you a lot and she insists you to say the same words as she is interested to hear those to feel happy. Initially you don’t understand but very soon you realize that and to get rid of such botheration, you say those words and with a smile, she appreciates and vanishes for two days to enjoy with friends.Image

Situation # 03: You stupid moron, still confused of what to do and how to react, call some friends and office colleagues for an Alcohol Party and knowing none will rebuke you at night and more importantly you need not to be in sense so that can keep your dick hard during intercourse, drink a lot, sing with friends, dance on the dance floor, force people to acknowledge your dancing skills to end the drama. After getting in to the car, which your friend owns, you find your mobile screen is showing 22 missed calls from your wife. That small information is enough to bring you back to senses. You call her immediately forgetting the time then. She picks the phone up and then only you notice that though your brain is responding properly but no other body parts is responding to your command. Somehow you manage to say good night and promise her to call the next day morning. You reach home with a tension of facing her words over the phone and compare it with facing a tiger in any forest and though being drunk, find the second option much better.

Situation # 04: the next day you plan to watch some porn and strictly say no to drinking ever in your life. In the morning, a long twenty minutes lecture was enough to bring you back from any kind of sweet hang over but actually found yourself like handed over. Anyway, you attend office and collect some porn films of foreign starts and obviously of some Desi stars. After watching it for almost one hour, you get bore and for the last time convince yourself to make a small drink. You take out some chicken leg piece from the fridge and spend almost half an hour to make a proper side dish to have a proper drink. You again start watching porn and find yourself much comfortable enjoying it with drinks. In between the porn, suddenly you get a call from your wife and pick that up without minimizing the volume of TV, to which she asks you about the erotic sound, and you manage it by saying some bullshits. She says that she misses you a lot. Though she visited almost everywhere in the place but didn’t find the happiness at all. You tired of listening such, take out your hand from inside the boxer and open the drawer to take out the head phone. You listen to her emotional treatment for more than twenty minutes and try to respond almost anything to everything. When she finishes talking with you after exchanging ‘I love you’ much more times than actually you two feel the same at heart, you find your chicken became chilled and chilled drinks tastes like hot coffee.

Situation # 05: you realize, you don’t have any other option except enjoying the current status of ‘being married’. Someone makes fun of you by adding another word in between these two words,  i.e. ‘happily’.

Debraj

07.04.2014

Mumbai

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Situation # 01: there is too much pressure at office due to financial year end. Every day you are working till midnight without getting adequate break from work. After finishing your work, when you reach home, you find your wife waiting with food on the table. You take bath and then sleep on the bed. your wife too sleeps on the same bed and takes a deep breath seeing you fall asleep within no time but considers to stay cool thinking you are having tremendous pressure at work. She tries to sleep but can’t close her eyes due to some aching feeling in her bottom. She moves her hand on her own parts and finds it dry. The next day morning you wake up like you met a zombie last night. You get ready like bullet train and then try your best to get atleast a single bite of breakfast made by your wife. You reach office and again the repetition of same.

Situation # 02: your wife gets tired of you, to be specific, tired of your constant business where you don’t get any time to talk to her and she doesn’t have any job in a city new to her and so no friends too. She watches television, keeps herself whole day active on social networking sites for chatting with people. She gossips about her girlfriend’s husband and of some old male friends. She talks about social media, politics and ‘Cosmopolitan’. In the evening also, when you come back from office, she keeps herself busy with laptop or mobile phone. You get irritated seeing her busy when you are in a mood to talk but as you don’t have time all day long and she has to live with her mobile and laptop, she fails to leave that for even two hours after you get back home.

Situation # 03: you are intelligent and believe in giving space to your better half. You don’t disturb her and comment on her being busy with laptop and mobile but start keeping yourself busy with the same thing of yours and sometime your favorite sports channel. You two have your dinner together and then sleep like there is no tomorrow. Sometime your wife wakes you up or vice versa when you get tired of sleeping, you make love. A love making, which starts in a minute, peaks in two minutes and takes only five minutes to wrap up everything to sleep. Neither you get your proper ejaculation, nor does she get her orgasm.

Situation # 04: she gets angry by seeing your constant business for a long month where she doesn’t get any attention of yours and you, an intelligent person, start getting charm of working more than chatting meaninglessly with your wife but in a family, sometime some issues come which needs discussion. One day your mom in law calls her daughter and invites you and her to visit her place on an occasion. Your wife get dressed well that evening and without complimenting her, you ask for the reason of being well dressed. She swallows her lips twice and says about the invitation. You do a quick financial calculation for the month and the coming quarter and found it to be too tough to manage but your ego resists you to open up with that.Image

Situation # 05: you book her ticket and then assure her to book your own after a few days. You book your ticket too and keep on blaming your mother in law and her invitation. You make every calculation upto its micro level to save a single penny so that without any problem and easily you survive the next few months with limited income and then the point of extra earning comes in your mind and immediately forgetting the official pressure, you start checking ‘Google’ and happily come out with various suggestions, one of which to be freelance journalism. You immediately finish reading all the available topics on the net, even order for a book too. You start dreaming of getting the best freelance journalist award by the world’s best journalist club.

Situation # 06: you discuss the thing with your few old friends and they immediately start talking about all the negative points but one, who once had a soft corner for you, starts liking it immediately. She starts inspiring you to move on and write more. She starts calling you once in a day even after ‘no contact’ situation for last two years. You find her charming and inspiring. You forgot about your wife’s warning to stay away from that friend but get more and more close with her. Now she even guides you about how to write a blog, a news. Your wife always comes with reality and you too work with that only. Suddenly you start feeling you don’t love your wife, actually never loved too but continued to do your part of responsibilities. You get chance to kiss your admirer but not to make love. You adjust it by kissing your admirer and then sleeping with wife in darkness where none care about the facial expression.Image

Situation # 07: one day your wife finds out that relationship and starts crying, to which you fall in deep thought about the source of her information. You check all your message inbox locked and the check your laptop too doubting whether it was hacked but don’t find any clue. But this try of your even make you another Sherlock Holmes. You become master in hacking. You hack her mail id and find that, it’s not only you, even she was also having some hot chats with one of her friend, whom you never liked and always doubted. You feel happy with your fruitful investigation and proof but at the same time, start feeling low too thinking your wife having steamy chat with her friend. You go home and slowly ask your wife about the incident and the progress of relationship with that guy, to which she initially denies and then accepts.Image

Situation # 08: you both start hating each other and start gathering more information about each other. You people start blaming each other for everything with all kinds of truth and emotion mixed words. Then you people involve your parents too in that matter. They try their best but fail as both of you are in full mood to stand on your own points. You again start feeling depressed. You start thinking of having the worst life one ever had on this earth and the idea of writing an autobiography stops you from committing suicide.

Situation # 09: your office keeps a close watch on you. Your office finds you disturbed and suddenly introvert unlike before. You start feeling everyone is good friend of yours except your wife and so some of your close & trusted person come to know the whole reason and don’t waste a single second to deliver that to your boss’s ear. Your boss acts like she knew it from before; atleast doubted it from the very first day but shows kindness to you. She calls you and you go inside her cabin. You adjust your tie and then take out a rough slang before entering her cabin. She offers you to seat. You become conscious of her sudden & uncertain warm behavior but boss is always a boss. She open her drawer and take out two flight tickets to Goa, one for you and another for your Wife (sorry, here Boss would have more romantic and eventful). She offers you to take a week long leave. With utter surprise you take that and come out of her cabin. Suddenly you start loving that gray haired, saggy booby, huge ass boss.

Situation # 10: your wife’s friend from UK who used to chat with her, gets tired of calling her and of constant ‘not reachable’ tone. He gives up and start concentrating on other available resources. Your admirer start developing the idea of writing her own biography and mentioning your name in the ‘thanks giving’ page to show how much her love was pure for you.Image

You take a break and get in to the flight.

02.04.2014

Kabir.